Tuesday, May 25, 2010

10 Ways to Tell An Invisible Person is In YOUR House!

Do household objects move by themselves? Do footprints appear on your freshly washed floors? Do doors open and close by themselves? If you said yes to all of these questions, YOU might have an...

Invisible Person!

Still unsure? Here are 10 Ways to Tell If An Invisible Person is in YOUR House!

  1. Your bobby pins and hair clips disappear in an instant!

  2. You can hear footsteps behind you, yet when you turn around no one is there!

  3. The toilet flushes in the middle of the night, even if you are the only person home!

  4. The laughter you imagine when you do something stupid/embarrassing? Is it really in your head?

  5. Doors seem to always be standing open in your home, even if you closed them just a moment ago!

  6. You'll notice a increasing amount of bandages are missing from your First Aid kits!

  7. Food disappears from your cabinets and refrigerator!

  8. Furniture looks worn and creased (almost as if someone is sitting in them?) after you buy it only a month earlier!

  9. Writing utensils find their ways to walls and windows, leaving cryptic messages!

  10. You find sunglasses, hats, and gloves laying around your home!

Do you think you have an invisible person in your home? If so, contact a professional at once! If you don't think its an invisible person, it is most likely an infestation of children. Contact babysitter immediately.

Buttercups and Mad Hatters,

~Hannah Hoo

(P.S. If you believe there really is an invisible person(s) in your house, I work for the Tooth Fairy. She wants her money back and says to send it through me.)

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