"The Haunted of Scary Zombie Vampires" as told by Emma

Here's a savory little blog on a stick to munch upon until I can sit down and really write. This is an little tale my 5 year old sister, Emma, told me as we were stacking haphazard houses out of Jenga blocks yesterday. Since my little sisters have never watched anything scarier than Scooby Doo (and even thats too much for them sometimes) I honestly have no idea where they pick these things up.

"Once upon a time there was a boy. Named Alex. He looked out his window to see if there were any coyotes. But he didn't know there was actually a zombie in his house that wanted to suck his brains out. He turned around and went, "Ahhh." You know, like scream. Then his mom and dad came down and his dad had a gun to shoot the zombie. 10 times. He didn't know that you have to shoot them 10 hundreds times to kill it. A few days later the zombie came back. And thats all I thought. Wanna play Sleeping Beauty?"

I fear for my life,
Hannah Hoo